Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Introducing ARP

LOVES ---- LIKES-----DISLIKES

I like to walk around the house wearing only one sock. Infants make me nervous. I love to burry my face in clothes straight-outta-the-dryer. Sometimes I think that I have dyslexia. I love kicking ass in pool. I'll go to Cinnabon and order a Pecan Cinnabon, only to eat the pecan's off the top then throw the cinnamon roll away. I've said "I love you" before and didn't mean it. (I was young.) My high school boyfriend is now in jail serving a 12 year sentence for statutory rape (8 years and counting). He went to jail when I went to college (I sure know how to pick'em). When I was little, I had a crush on my cousin (I use to dream about him holding my hand and everything.) Sunday - Friday I drive with the radio off. I like the smell of pickled pigs feet (can't help it, my mom ate them when she was pregnant with me...and i'm a country girl- ya'll know the pink ones in the jar @ the store.lol - if you don't...google it). Secretly, I want to become a vegan (not a vegetarian, but a true vegan) but, I'm afraid of the transition. I hate explaining my job description to people. Nobody knows what I do (like Tommy on Martin). I'm a jack of all trades but, a master of none. I hate the sight of a preying mantis more than I do an actual snake. I watch tv with my hand on my chest and my chin on my hand (try it). Before I go to sleep, I have to rub my feet together and wiggle my toes for about 5 -10 minutes. I injured my left big toe tripping up the steps 2 months ago....and it has yet to heal. I hate dancing with strangers. Short men annoy me. I like to sit on the porch with a blanket in the summer time when it's raining. I can't sleep comfortably unless my head is under pillows (picture a flamingo). I'm very clumsy. I've fallen (as a grown woman)..numerous times. Tracey and Zabrina have been my best friends for years (Elementary (Tracey), Middle (Z and Tracey), High School (Z and Tracey), College (Z and Tracey). My roll dawgs. I have a nephew and a godson that I've never babysat (babies make me nervous, no offense to them). I love Joes Crab Shack. When I first saw a jelly fish lying on the beach, I didn't know what it was, so I tried to touch it. I thought it looked like ice. I wanted to be a professional bowler at one point in my life. I hate it when people give you elevator eyes before they speak. They may as well not speak if they're going to do all of that. I like feeling butterflies. My favorite songs are, "Come Back to Me" by Janet Jackson, "Go on Without You" by Shirley Murdock and "What A Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOVE this post and I can identify with a great deal of it!!!

Aqueelah said...

LOL. Thanks, I felt like spilling the beans. To be honest, doing that was like release therapy.